5pm is the end of the workday?! Bruhhh which McKinsey and Company is this? I want to join them

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I was on the team that made this slide. Made for clients to visualize their lives while we drink and cry about what could be outside this job...

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There’s a 5pm check out and a 9am check in, which means that work happens overnight. “End of day” must mean “end of formally scheduled meetings" so that people can actually work uninterrupted

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maybe try Mckenzie and Co

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**Illustrative

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McKinsey Total Landscaping, probably

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"squad member" made me lol

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Not enough agile fad words on there, please add ‘dojo’ somewhere

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Impediments

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Is that five meetings per day with the same people?! My god when does anyone actually do any work...

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5 meetings per day would be low compared to reality!

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This looks like it was written by someone who has worked on zero agile projects but read a book about it recently.

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Don’t think you should post a Firm slide here (honestly; not any slide)

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@McK3 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Sorry it was a misspelling. Meant to be 5am

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P and a are however as far away from one another as they could be on the keyboard, in fact they are as far away from one another as 5am and 5pm are ...

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McDonalds and Co

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Luv u

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WTH is “mood sharing”?

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Ranting, venting and bitching about everything that is not right in our lives

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Clearly made by an analyst who's never been a PM.

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You can’t let pages evoke negative emotions, even if subconsciously. Even if we all know the day doesn’t end at 5, a conceptual template isn’t the place to bring it up

If your work day doesn’t end at 5, that’s on you

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Recently joined Avanade and I was pleasantly surprised to find that at 5pm people actually try to stop working instead of trying to one up one another with how late they work

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Ugh too many meetings make it stop

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Propaganda.

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Start at 9am on Monday, shut down at 5pm on Sunday.

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There is a reason why it says “illustrative ”

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