It's that time of the year when kids would be graduating and people will post pictures of their kids graduating from colleges.

Don't post unless your kid did not graduate summa or mana cum laude.

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Also it’s Magna, pls fix thx 😜

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Clearly someone didn’t graduate magna cum laude

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Fuck that I’m damn proud of my kids and even if they get a 2.0 gpa I’m posting that shit so loud that even their unborn kids hear about it

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Ew.. elitist alert

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Smegma cum laude?


Sorry 🙈 please don’t report.

Ligma cum lorde

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You can be proud but don't go around telling the 500+ connections in your network. Keep it to yourself.

Better yet, don't post it on LI altogether even if it is summa/magna/whatever tf. Use fb if absolutely necessary.

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