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OP, you know that guy Ken is posting satire, right?

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I love this guy. He’s great.

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We should make a LinkedIn LMFAO bowl

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It's the "loves this" for me

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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This is how I feel!!!

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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I forced my employees to make a fake commercial and take pictures of me proposing - I’m so amazing.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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