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This is how you ensure you end up alone in a nursing home.

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I feel guilty for neglecting my child, but here is my justification?

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Sounds like he's got his priorities straight! 😉

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Is this rage bait?

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Is it too late to apply for an EY internship for this summer? I have one reference who works at EY. Plans changed last minute is why I am behind

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The unending cycle is for real. Reached my LeanFIRE number 2 months ago, yet I don’t feel satisfied. Still reaching for the stars… when will this human desire end?

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My partner got a City of Toronto offer. Salary band is 104-121k. HR asked for his expectations and he said 115k. HR came back with a 106k offer stating nobody on the team makes that much so they cant offer it. Also said she is unsure if there is any wiggle room if any at all. I’ve looked at everyone on the team with the same titles salary on the sunshine list and the lowest I see is 121k. I assume there is an OT component of some sort but also can’t confirm. Thoughts? /negotiating advice?

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What is ideal package for a project manager with 7+ years of experience in IT firm

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Ahh.. how I miss the good ol’ days.

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What’s going on with those LinkedIn job opportunities right now??? Has anyone gotten one lately? What did they say? I’ve gotten one job opportunity through LinkedIn, while freelancing, so far.

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Any single F in Edison, NJ up for a casual coffee date and hanging out maybe ( since everyone here seems to be married, wtf🤬 ).
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Any recs for Belize? Going around early November and staying at Victoria House

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@Assurance - Promotion letters started rolling out already?!

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For the folks who do freelance work, do you do more consulting / advisory (get on the phone and talk) or project work (deliverable based work)? What are your thoughts on a platform that focuses on video-conference based advisory work - and not the bid on project type of work?

Not much action on here...are there any other BA related bowls? I'm new in town...

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The Deloitte Crew

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Is there any medical fitness certificate needed before joining Capgemini or any such recent rules?

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And the Oscar for Best Performance goes to...

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Interesting all the noise about these PPT, my take:

The pandemic took all the upside of an IB analyst life (client meetings in person, fancy trips, suit up, worshiped at networking events) and left all the juniors with the downside (long hours, monkey-like type of job, aggressive work environment).

Not that the complaints are not sort of legitimate but you may need to revise the decision-making process that led you to accept a return offer. Specially if you were looking for less hours.

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LI a cringe exists beyond LI

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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My 4 year old asked me today what a boss is. What’s the best LinkedIn Cringe response?

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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Not Cringey at all but interested to see where this goes…

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Out of all the things that didn’t happen this week, this didn’t happen the most.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
Which one is more cringe?

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Full disclosure, I didn’t read past the first sentence.

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Every 4th person in my feed on LinkedIn is now an astro expert and posting facts from Wikipedia on James Webb image of stars and galaxies.

One even baked pancakes for his kids to celebrate it.

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This is the very definition of privilege

Able to post something so absurdly wrong (Google PMs in the comments explaining that she transferred ladders when she switched jobs internally, hence pay change)

Able to become a product manager at Google and STILL not comprehend how misleading the race aggregation stat is “Black women make 58 cents to every $1 a white man makes!” not taking into account job choice and individual opportunity.

..all while the comments are filled with blind support

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Nice try Accenture.

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This is how I feel!!!

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