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My favorite is the simp who posted a few weeks ago about his wife cheating on him with his boss, then divorcing HIM, and how it relates to whatever the hell he tried to relate it to 😆🤦‍♂️

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Sometimes I feel some ppl are just lonely , they just try to get someone to listen to their word salad !

Lmao! I’m so shocked at the amount of LinkedIn cringe posts that actually exist. This bowl has exceeded my expectations lol

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Boy oh boy, they really showed THEM!!

(Odds are the recipient of said perfectly crafted break up letter deleted it without reading it. Which totally tracks with the current real world utility of AI)

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I guess they should do whatever makes them feel better.
Though maybe they are the type of person who believes that everyone cares about what they think or have to say. This might be the reason they were ghosted.

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Knowing this person IRL — yep, you hit the nail on the head with the type of person they are

This post is more funny than cringe.

The best part is the OP got ghosted, then felt the need to write a breakup letter… um, seems like you’re the one who got broken up with already bro/babe

Lol the irony! If you were ghosted what good would a letter do! You’ll still be ghosted lol

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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They started off fine but then turned LinkedIn real quick

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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“I’m excited to announce I don’t give a s*** about your new job or promotion” - me 90% of the time on LinkedIn

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Nice try Accenture.

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I woke up today tired.

My work cell was buzzing and then I remembered something.

I forgot to thank the bus driver that dropped me off a few days ago.

I got up and rushed downstairs to find the bus driver.

It was raining outside but I was already running barefoot to the bus stop.

I stood there soaked in my pajamas as the bus approached.

Then, the door opened. The driver got up and shook my hand.

I sat down and started my shift.

I’m the bus driver. Reminder to love and thank yourself.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Thought I was on LinkedIn when I saw this one

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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It's the "loves this" for me

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