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Bhai main shaadi shudha hun.. & hum dono bournvita, horlicks, boost peete hain..
Chai bilkul nhi.. Coffee once in few months..

Corn Flakes, Oats, Chocos bhi khate hai..πŸ˜…

Compatible life partner hona chahiye..

Soch badlo!πŸ˜€πŸ˜

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@OP - bole to rapchik!😁

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