Announce your PTO on LinkedIn everyone!

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People are desperate for attention.

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Ironic they are boasting about “being offline” by posting something

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I am really confused - is he saying he is OOO on his first day at a new job or does the boyy think he earned some time off and is celebrating (himself)? Either way, tech bros look out there is a new d-bag in all up in hour cloud.

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Why, just why???? 🤣

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Haha this is a gangster move

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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It's the "loves this" for me

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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