Any fun awards I can use as inspiration for an “office superlative” kind of ceremony?

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Whitest sneaker award.

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Most likely to say “pls fix”

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Loudest typist gets a keyboard cover

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- Person who forgets to take themselves off mute the most often
- Person who drinks the most coffee
- Person who is online the latest most often
- Person who has the best Teams video background

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Funny things someone says a lot. Like our partner would get the ‘Frame that up for me” award bc he says that phrase so often

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“Smelliest lunch award”

“Best desk snacks”

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“Most unique laugh”

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