Bay Area fish. Looking for a dude named Micheal, audit at KPMG. USC grad. Who was supposed to go out with a girl from bumble who has bailed on two dates before. She unmatched on accident cont...

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this is kind of hilarious and i hope they get married bc it would make an awesome story.

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Maybe use LinkedIn? Plug those details in on google + LinkedIn and see what comes up...

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Holy desperation, Batman.

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Good luck, OP! I feel oddly invested in this situation, and I hope that it has a happy ending, like a good RomCom! C'mon FB community, help find Micheal (Michael?), stat!

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She was intending to ask for details on your date this evening. When her thumbs betrayed her. She promised not to bail this time and so this my long shot at helping a sister out.

If you can give me correct details and a burner I’ll connect you.

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DD1 mostly that he was willing to give her another chance and to explain it was an accident not an intentional standing up

I tried the LinkedIn / google / Facebook combination but she doesn’t remember his title or what he does at kpmg so no success there

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There are so many people in the world, what makes this guy special?

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