Best e-mail sign offs to passive aggressively let opposing counsel that you hate them?

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Write only in lower case in the subject line not in the body of the email and send “sent from my iPhone” as your email signature

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Nothing. You leave no sign-off at all.

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Just imagined actually signing like that and enjoying it tbh:

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Name

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Only address the junior(s)

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Thanks

No comma

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No greetings. No sign off. Just say your thing.

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Cocounsel just signed a repeated follow up email “Thank you for your anticipated professional courtesy.”

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Start the email with "I hope this finds you before I do" and sign it off with "Worst,"

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“Let me know if you need further explanation.”

“Hope this clarifies.”

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It would be nice to even be allowed to email opposing counsel. My firm leaves junior associates off of those communications.

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White & Case litigation was special

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Hope you have the day you deserve. Sincerely, X

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I responded like this one time to an email from an OC that was so unnecessarily adverse and super condescending; she got so hot and bothered her reply back was telling me she didn’t like that I was being condescending and passive aggressive 🤣 THEN she looked me up and mentioned my years of practice, saying “makes sense.” SMH

Mind you she got licensed when I was 8 years old, so I had a lot I wanted to say back but I just didn’t even respond. Sometimes no response, is a response!

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When clients, or OC, send "what's taking so long" emails, I explain and finish with "thank you for your continued patience"

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Govern yourself accordingly

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“Best re*ards,”

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And yet the majority of trumpers are literally retarded

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I always like to "set expectations"

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Your concerns have been noted.

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Regards,

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In all seriousness, I would just use AI and have the app write it for you. You never want burn a bridge, but you want to leave feeling like you put your grievances in writing.

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