Brought too much pears from Costco. Trying to pimp them out to my family.

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wrap them in gold foil and boom, u got them a Harry & David fruit basket 🤌🤌

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Can always make some tarts!

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Shoutout to all the pears

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Make poached pears for dessert!

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Flambé the pears in Amaretto and brandy. Put the roasted pears on some vanilla ice cream

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Hit me with a pear big dawg

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One partridge short of a Christmas song.

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Juicy ripe pears are superior

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Too many*

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How are you pimping them?

How many pears are we talking?

Make these for Christmas

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I want some! 🙋‍♀️ love pears sm

The struggle is real 🤣

Poached pears with blue cheese and bacon.

Tarte Tatin with pears.

Pear applesauce

You got this!

This is a random a** comment 😂😂😂 💀 Yall are wild out here lmfao

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