Dear Diary... I mean LinkedIn 🙄Get ready for some family drama

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🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ top .01% consultant, what does that even mean? according to who?

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I can’t get past the multiple spellings of mum vs mom. Maybe their mother had the same issue.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Does RSM allow for Megabackdoor contributions?

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Hi Fishes,
I am going to join ZS in 2 weeks. It was mentioned in the OL that I will be provided a accomodation for first 2 weeks .
It would be great if you guys please throw some idea on thi..
As, how is the quality of the accomodation?
Is food also available there??
Can I take my parents??

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Hey Fishes, I feel the RTO policy in not getting enforced rather it is getting imposed it seems (in ZS across offices). Suddenly from being employee centric they have shifted their focus to ZS culture and values. Let the thoughts pour in!

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Midwest folks outside of Chicago!!! What is your industry, role, and salary?

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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A fair number of how these random connection requests go.

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crying ceo killed everyone today on LinkedIn 🤣🤣🤣

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on the way to an interview this morning eating a sandwich. I walked past a homeless man who had a stray cat perched on his lap. He asked for a bite of sandwich to feed them both as they hadn’t eaten in days. I gave the whole sandwich over and headed off to the interview. As I got to the interview room there was a large executive chair facing away from me. The chair turned and on top was a mirror. When looking in the mirror I could see the cat. I am the cat. Truly inspirational when you work hard

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$1000 says this didn’t happen. 🤣 😂

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Someone send me this. I hope this wasn’t on LinkedIn! But good for them.

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Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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This is how I feel!!!

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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This one is going to make some of y’all mad, but it’s so annoyingly unnecessary. The most irritating part is “is it a shirt day or a skirt day”…. Like women don’t wear shirts with skirts and men don’t wear shirts with pants. Shirts and skirts are not mutually exclusive. I’ll just leave this here.

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Why can’t people click the FB or Insta icon instead? Love yourself elsewhere please!

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I have been waiting/looking for this exact bowl. It’s graduation season. Get ready for the “I’m proud to announce” LinkedIn posts that none of us give a piss about. May we post and roast mercilessly.

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