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boy this oughta be a big productivity boost, can't wait to see the numbers
The numbers of people out sick with respiratory diseases?
Pro
The pure amount of milk has me dying laughing
What a fucking joke
Capitalism! Big brain c-suite execs making 100x the average employee salary! Trust the process!
Can't wait to hear and smell you poo in the bathroom while rocking that 1 ply toilet paper. Nothing drives creativity like sitting in a noisy open office environment while trying to look busy while you wait for the diptards above you to get back from their 3 hour lunch or get back from their upstate country home.
If you’re a client or potential client, why would you go to any WPP agency? Seriously.
Nah they don’t care. Just want the work done
I literally never want to work for a big agency ever again in my life. Small is the way to go
Jup!
Bros left net up 😭
Today they switch - every who had to be a human chair gets to sit on a person who wasn't a chair yesterday.
Mark Read will be handing out diapers and catheters you guys! Win for the little man.
Chief
This irony is 10/10
Global “leadership” should get their heads checked.
I bet you they get an entire meeting room reserved personally in whatever office they decide to pop into.
Ogilvy’s office is SO undersized. Even before this RTO enforcement, you were basically screwed for getting a desk if you didn’t reserve a “hot desk” a week in advance. Know I’m preaching to the choir, but shouldn’t supplying a desk be a prerequisite for asking me to come into the office? Workspace @ home > No workspace in-office, no?
Who was in charge of this mess? Elon Musk?
No but Mark Read is apparently a huge fanboy of Musk. So ofc the chaos tracks.
How Mark Read still has a job is laughable
He is ridiculous
No longer at WPP but this tracks with the last couple of pushes they made from remote to hybrid
April fools?
Rising Star
I wish…
Wow. I bet a great deal of work got done !
Guessing they’re hoping people will quit over RTO so they don’t have to lay as many people off?
True but they are doing this way too late not with the market and won’t lose half of their workforce. They barely can maintain clients. People leave and so will the work too if it drops.
Rising Star
Getting to play all day at work! Lucky!
I understand the frustration, but I know not a popular opinion but I really think going in to the office is good.
Would save me a couple of hours of useless time consuming meetings every day.
Ofcourse they need to provide better seating!
If you're going to call in 16k employees, you need to make sure they have everything they need to start working the moment they sit down at a work station and ergonomic office chair. Anything less, this is just performative BS, and you look like a jackass.
RTO for the sake of RTO
Damn