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Lmao KPMG getting ghosted by a UNICEF worker sheesh life is hard out there

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KPMG is always getting it rough. Think the only thing they do well on is wlb or culture I heard.

Probably looking for someone making real money since she’s definitely not

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VP knows what’s up

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I would have ghosted you too....who the hell says consultant

Just say kpmg...or PowerPoint monkey

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Can KPMG compensate me for this loss?

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Pretty sure there's an expense shortcut on the dashboard.

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You gotta up ur text game bro - don’t blame KPMG for this one

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Want to hear something horrible? I am a consultant at KPMG (female) and I wouldn’t date a guy that works at KPMG (at least not my own age). 😂 I know it’s a terrible way to think…

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This is some straight up clout/prestige hunting with these consulting girls damn

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There's no way she knows what KPMG is... I often have to just refer people to Mickelson's hat.

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Maybe she thinks you’re a radio station consultant? That’s def not sexy.

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😂😂😂😂

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Maybe she doesn’t like big 4 talent

Let’s compromise the big 5 is what she wants

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💀 🪦

Maybe she thought KPMG = KGB... 🤷‍♀️

You gotta up ur text game bro - don’t blame KPMG for this one

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