“Hello — we are a no name agency hiring like crazy. The pandemic isn’t over and we have no idea when it’s going to be safe, but we expect you to come into the office Mon-Tues-Thurs-Fri. You get to work remotely Wednesday and Saturday/Sunday. HIT ME UP!”
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

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But remember, if you don’t show up for work on Saturday, don’t bother showing up on Sunday.

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Whoo hoo! 2 day weekend!

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I see you’ve met my boss.

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Ironically “Pandemic isn’t over” only comes up when it comes to salary expectations

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Funny. Because it’s true.

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Bro do we work at the same no-name agency? 🥴

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