Help me compile a list of all the worst phrases you have heard in your finance career. So many cringe sayings/quotes that belong here. Appreciate it!

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If I’m contributing to my Roth 401k vs pretax 401k and my employer matches 10% of my contributions. My employer match be 10% on my post tax contributions right? Technically meaning I’ll be getting less of my 10% employer match then if I were to do pretax 401k since that match would be on a higher amount?

What is the work from home policy of Atos, will it be too rigid post covid???

Hi folks, what would be the Salary range for senior/lead Business Analyst at Fidelity international for 8 yrs experience?

Hello, I’m currently looking for a non clinical position in the Charlotte area, more in the public health field. Does anyone have any referrals or info on any jobs?

Seeking clinical manager RN, Omaha Ne

Looking for a position for IAM information Security within Healthcare. Provision, set up access, templates.
SaaS , Sailpoint, Azure . Any ideas ?
Thank you

How to get into Human Resources with a Master Degree in Psychological Organization Leadership

Does anyone know when on cycle is going to happen?

I have been in an offline bubble since last Wednesday , and have no idea what’s going on and so far I am seeing a shooting at UVA and mass layoffs? Where? Don’t let me be Jared Leto please catch me up

Is cabbagetown a good area to rent an apartment? I am looking for a one bedroom place around 1600 per month.

Anyone working in synechron for DKP group? How is the WLB and job security there?

Curious what’s a fair salary in MA? Was just told that there is likely not going to be a chance for a raise during my upcoming performance review due to my salary already being “above average for the industry” based on my employer’s questionable research. I’ve been with the company 8.5 years & am the only one in my role, which they can’t operate without. I execute tasks from two investment advisors and two financial planners - they make the decisions of what should happen & I make it happen.

Brought my gf sushi take out to her house when she got off of work. She didn't like the meal I got her and started to eat the roll i got for myself. She noticed I wasn't eating so I told her I ate before rather than tell her she was actually eating my dinner. She's now mad at me that I "lied" even though I did it so she wouldn't be embarrassed. Who's in the wrong

Any one staying in kumar park infinia, Fursungi and working in Barclays Kharadi?
Need quick information on travelling !! Please help

What types of insurance do you believe are important for a financial plan, and why? (disability, ltc, etc)

Welcome to the bowl. This bowl is to have discussions on current events without being insulted for your opinion based on other fishes hatred of republicans because of Trump.

How hard are the Series 7, 65, or 82 exams? Interested in those because I don’t see myself reaching accredited status via capital alone any time soon.

Anyone interested in joining my newly launched angel investment network? It’s entirely free and takes less than a minute to sign up. Comment below and I will DM you! Thanks!

Who has angel invested here? Trying to gauge experience levels. Seems the we have a a mix of experience which is great!

Any angel investors interest in a manufacturing training facility in Michigan?

Any investors have experience in pharma? I have a client looking for Angel investors and their minimum is $250k+, as an investor what are you looking for? TIA

Hi all 👋 Looking for some advice. I’m in the latter stages of building my sustainable fashion platform and need investment to get it over the line and complete the product. This investment would be for development and the first batch of paid ads. Would any of the fishbowl community be able to connect me relevant sources/ links/ people?

Currently raising a European based firm, potentially looking for one additional partner. Ideally with a strong EU network and direct investment experience (e.g. in VC/CVC, a family office, etc). DM for more info.

We are building Immersive Sales Training at Scale using a lifelike Avatar. With the revolutionary tech leveraged have the ability to help sales force improve their sales skills, capabilities and close more deals! We are turning average Joe into top performing sales person. We’re looking for strategic angels to come on board and scale solution globally. Are you or do you know anyone in your network that is interested, we are all ears!

Do you invest in commodities?

Fellow VC analysts/associates: what time do you guys go to bed? I’ve been working until 1-2am, Monday-Sunday in the past few weeks and I’m new to this job. Is this normal?

Any investors have insights into what you look for investing in a social media platform? Is this something you do or do not have interest in/why?

Background is development of a social media platform looking for a $100k investment to get off the ground in a great market with tons of opportunity and proof of concept.

Hello folks, ai have a corporate housing LLC that I've set up really carefully, and I know that with seed money I could scale it, but I don't know how I'm supposed to get myself in the door to VC access. Any advice?

What’s a good D30 retention?

A question for VCs: I’m currently a VC analyst. I want to eventually come back to the VC industry and perhaps become a partner (if possible). However, there’s an opportunity to work at an Endowment Fund (Harvard/Yale/Stanford level). Would you recommend me to spend the next 3-4 years doing something that’s not directly VC related? Would it be hard for me to come back to the VC industry with this experience? Why or why not? Thank you so much for your time and help!