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About as accurate as the last time I saw it and nearly died falling off my dinosaur

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Did you try rolling when you fell? Minimizes the impact lol

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First make the kids build more chairs. Then sell the chairs. THEN kill the kids.

Amateurs.

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See I started with that hypothesis, but where's the money? I guess you could rent out the chairs.

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Deloitte: make a 100 slide strategy deck on evaluating both options

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With 99 of them in the appendix

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This meme is almost as old as I am.

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For reference, this was first posted in a McKinsey board to make fun of EY.

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Why, because EY partners need to keep the kids and make less money during downturns? Ah…I see

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Sounds about right.

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I’ve always been surprised no one came up with the other option:

“We put the chairs together and make all 10 fit on the 7 chairs!” <insert cheap consulting firm here>

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or use the sofa, stool, stacked boxes, beanie bag, floor….or Rimowa bags in the storeroom, gym ball

that said - she didn’t exactly say she’s got no money to buy more chairs, so…why sweat. 😂 go full Herman Miller - you get kids that can sit longer to study, code better, with good posture, positive outlook, better sleep, better functioning brains - better NPV

We see amateurs posting it every week. So of course it’s true by now.

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Very accurate in that they're both unhelpful and costly. 😉

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How many times is this meme going to be reposted lol it was literally posted earlier today

Shallow-thinking. She needs to upgrade husband to one who can afford it.

It's correct.

M&A would be: merge 3 kids.
Thus gaining 42.86% volume per chairable to-be kid, enabling an efficiency return on kid-to-chair of 1.4286.

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