How do you even enter the metaverse?

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Take the red pill

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LSD gummy bears

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Depends which metaverse you want to go to. Decentraland seems to be the leader of the pack right now. Go there…peck around. Not that cool. But brands love buzzwords and new channels.

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First buy an Apple iMac from 2000.

Then get a copy of second life or the sims.

Last, put a big sticky note in the upper right hand corner of your screen that says “cringy interruption from ad agency here” so 20% of the experience is always branded.

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you knock in the mirror thrice

Very carefully

Step one: abandon your self respect

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