How does the algorithm not catch posts like these?

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Maybe one of your kids was listening to a Sir Mixalot track in the background and it thought you like big butts? You cannot lie.

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I've seen similar rubbish. You have a few choices:

1. Report it to group admins as off-topic.
2. Use the function that labels it as "irrelevant" or "not interesting" to you.
3. Leave the group.

Whatever you do, refrain from engaging with it, or your feed will get clogged with more of the same.

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Butts are the new frontier of digital banking

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It might get banned here though

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Doesn't really violate anything in Glassdoor's either.

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Breaking news: the internet is full of creeps and weirdos...

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But now I really want to know about what my butt shape means!!

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Bunch of AI generated spam articles

Well, if it doesn't violate any of their guidelines, then there's something wrong with the guidelines. I thought this group was about having respect for each other? A place for people legitimately looking for advice about work, interviews, being laid off, etc. etc.

This bowl is for talking about LinkedIn Cringe content...how is this not meeting that purpose.

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WTF?

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Nice try Accenture.

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Incoming multi-tier cringe

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Incoming (job title) vs ex (company name).
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