Huh, the word is unkempt. I've been saying unkept all my life. Oops.

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Like, unkempt doesn’t even look or sound right. C’mon English, do better

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Shhh, KPMG. If Copywriter wants to say “play it by year” here, we fish will respect and affirm 🤗

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Goodness, me too! Thank you! 🤣

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I have a colleague who says between instead of BTW.

Actual sentence - Between, I have some news for you.

Like they start the sentence with it 🙆🏼‍♀️

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If she’s nice, this is actually kind of cute🤗

This is why you read books.

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My smartest friend said epitome as “epi-tome” and I love her 😂

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I thought piece meal was piece mail for forever.

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Well this is NOT what I needed! This week I found out it’s pronounced “roman ah claaay” (not clef) so I was already like 😳🙈🤮

No, literary but I’ve used it with important people 😖

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