I’ve been single for so long my last ex had time to find someone else, get pregnant, have a baby and now they’re engaged. And I’m sitting here watching Footloose

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What channel is it on?

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Help a brother out yo.

My ex is married with a kid on the way and I still haven’t unpacked all the boxes from when I moved out 🤷‍♀️

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Original or the remake? Not that it matters for this discussion.

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That can happen quickly. I broke up with my ex and she basically get back to her ex (the one before me), get married and get pregnant. That’s all within 10 months…

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My only ex had time to find someone else, cheat on him, let him find someone else, and get her pregnant.

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