I had an interview yesterday with the hiring manager.
His name was Michael Scott.

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Oof, be careful, I think he’s had some pretty serious run ins with the law

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Bet people say he is the best boss ever

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RUN! I heard he once ran over a coworker with a car

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Can't wait to get lessons from him!

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