more of a rant than a confession but i did not realize there was a bowl limit on this app and i’m unhappy about it >:( !

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Guess it's time to clean up your filing system, OP!

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Recently uncovered that as well 😂

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it’s just not fair! 🤣

maybe we should make a bowl called rants 🧐

valid point. these confessions sweeten me 🤣

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