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Lol not sure who you’re doctor is, but if he’s testing you for drugs I’d question his need to have his fingers in your ass
@PwC1, I’m guessing the kind that test for illegal drugs. I could be wrong, but just a hunch I have.
@ey2, in @pwc1's defense it could be a piss test a hair follicle test.... A prostate exam... Lots of options here.
Go to Walgreens and get an over the counter test not the cheap one though. Odds are if it doesn’t show up there you are good. Drink a shit load of water from no until when you take the test. Don’t give your resignation beforehand. If it was just once you smoked then it’ll be out of your system in a week.
Delay your joining
I used to pass them all the time back in the day. Also used to smoke 3+ time a day. They sell detox stuff on the internet. It’s basically a huge dose of protein and vitamins that you take with a ton of water. The water dilutes ur pee and the detox stuff makes sure your pee doesn’t look like water (adds yellow from vitamin b2 and specific gravity with the proteins).
The one used was called Quick Flush or something. Passed several drugs tests with that.
I agree with @SM2, the detox stuff they sell online does work. My husband used it before a drug test for a new job and passed with no issues
Refuse to take the drug test.
You seem to believe that it is not an effective way to assess qualification. You are probably right. Let the company know that its screening process is stupid.
Unless... Maybe it's a test to see who is smart enough to cheat a drug test. In that case, the people who don't use drugs are the true cheaters.
I have one method that always works for me and it’s 100% guaranteed to work - Don’t do drugs
Weed is not a drug!!!
What type of drug test is it?
Start drinking lots of water. If it was really a one off that you used in Vegas than it should be out of your system quick... If you do it on a regular basis you should speak to someone.
Borrow some clean piss
Some nurse told me that Cranberry juice is supposed to help. Lol
Reject the offer and stay at your job ?
Should be out of your system now I wouldn’t worry. Just drink lots of water and you’ll be fine
I just took a test and failed because I was over hydrated. They allowed me a second test. They don’t always allow you a second test. If it was a small amount hydrate workout and it should be good.
Drink a ton of water now, but make sure to go back to normal water consumption the day before your test so that your pee looks normal and isn’t too diluted.
TM1- that’s where Quick Flush comes in handy. It makes diluted pee look like normal pee.