I love how everyone on here is all “I’m a tall, fit, attractive as hell person with a great career looking to have some fun.”

Just once I want to see someone say “Grotesque unemployed mutant with gingivitis and a teenage son who sells pipe bombs on the dark web looking for love.”

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Grotesque unemployed mutant = Guys who only post selfies in sunglasses and hats and state their career as "entrepreneur"

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Don’t forget ugly AF!

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OP, are you M or F?

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