I love my lawyer buddies and co-workers but man, some of ya’ll are about as interesting as wallpaper. No one in this Bowl of course.

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They could be pretending / hiding it. I consider my “outside” life to be extremely interesting — but I’m definitely not about to divulge that part of me to another lawyer (unless they’re from my law school). Law school taught me to see everyone as a professional, potential client or future co-counsel. What if i work with them down the line? What if i end up tapping them for a work recommendation? It’s better to keep it professional and not expose my overly interesting side to them!

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I find it interesting when someone not only judges me for not being interesting enough for them, but is compelled to complain to others about it. My job isn’t to be interesting to you. Truly interesting lawyers are rare — the interesting people I have met early are lawyers and disproportionately have had an eclectic background that has involved doing a lot of stuff but not achieving anything of significance … other than others being able to say they are “interesting,” I suppose. 😀

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I once talked about doing MDMA with my mentor and a lawyer from the firm said what?! You talked about that with him?! He looks so stuck up I can’t believe you would tell him you like to do drugs. 🤣

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