I need help on deciding what position to take. I current have 2 offers on the table. One is a business systems analyst position dealing with Agile and project management. The other is a Technical Business Analyst dealing with PowerApps, Power Automate, SharePoint and Agile. Which position could open doors to more options in the future?

Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!

When it's your second day on the project and you already get screamed at for trying to be helpful

When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢

Our project's campus hires are starting to fight over ordering lunch, printing decks, and getting coffee. Soon the fist fights will begin.

This project keeps me wondering- why am I still doing this? Stockholm syndrome I guess...

I sincerely do not like my project. What should I do?

"That was a great deck, but could you change all the colors on the charts? The client likes the color blue"

Has anyone also struggled to get on a project as a new hire? Doing all I can (I think) networking, volunteering, speaking to staffing manager etc but can't seem to get off the bench.

When your client has a stick up his ass all day everyday...relax and smoke a joint dawg

My client's been calling me the wrong name for a month and now its too late to correct him..maybe I should print new business cards and play along..

Jumping off the question on nonprofit consulting, anyone from the Bridgespan Group on here? I'd love to hear about project work/overall feelings towards the company

Does anyone here has job openings at his workplace. I'm sick of this company. Don't know why I'm asking for it here.

Am I the only one who finds it annoying AF to learn a new secret language every time you start a new project? Any hacks for navigating those first few days without losing it?

When your client gets bank holidays 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I see you, Veteran's Day 🙌🏻

"Everyone's one project away from quitting their consulting job"

When the Marriott lounge manager emails you 2 months after your last project ended to see how you're doing...😑😑

Need new Spotify playlist to make my days at windowless client site cubicle slightly less suicide inducing. Any thoughts?

Shout out to my FSI folks working alone on client site today!

When you run into your former client on the street and it feels eerily similar to running into an ex... Awkward small talk and you are just so happy you got the f outta there

When the world's most unorganized manager hits you up with project requests at 10 p.m. that could've been delegated at 3 p.m...

Not seeing any other posts!

How does this sound?

But once again not posting

Does Deloitte offer any Apple discount if I wanted to get a personal MacBook?

So I need some help 🐠 Fam. I know it may seem silly, but Im a fresh divorcee so I'm Focusing on the best me & that starts with the gym. So for each like, I'll do a min of cardio for the next 100 days💪

Why tf do companies ask for current/recent payslip before making an offer?

Hating life now... Got chewed out by the Client who basically hated everything we gave him to review. Wife complains I work too much, am gone all the time, and able to be a good dad. And now...

When it's your second day on the project and you already get screamed at for trying to be helpful

DELOITTE vs KPMG-- which one? People, personality--salary?

Are consulting companies doing a hiring freeze? Specifically Kearney

When your client gets bank holidays 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 I see you, Veteran's Day 🙌🏻

Why does everyone hate on implementation work?

What time do you expect your staff to be in the office in the morning? These 2 keep coming in 910 and 930 when we agreed on 9 (which is generous).

Gary Johnson voters in Florida -- are you happy now? Made your point?

Just got moved to nyc office. Look to live in Hoboken or Manhattan?

Who is hiring? I speak, write and read a few languages. NYC based. Currently Senior Associate over 3 YOE. Would like to work in the financial services. Firms I would like to work at: Accenture, EY and KPMG.

Monday, day 3 on project, leaving at 3:45am. Great start.

Anyone have any experience with Stax? Pros/cons?

Had a weird phone interview experience with a Cognizant veteran. First of all, he pressed me on why I left my last consulting firm and was not satisfied with my answer focusing on why the next

When would getting an MS in finance be worthwhile?