I thought I was reading this on this bowl at first 🤣

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So I can’t spend 7 min on insta but I can spend an hour reading a few chapters of our lord and savior, Michelle Obama’s, book?

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And I guess the leader wants you to wipe with it too 🤷🏻‍♀️

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There is something known as phone data lol wifi is not needed to be connected to the world

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That's was my first thought! Unless he has a cell phone jammer (which are illegal), he can't stop people from getting to social media. Stupid.

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“Don’t ask how I know this or where the cameras are”… I think we have a pretty good idea and it’s likely illegal.

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Should we jamming cell phones and not just block the wifi then haha.

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This group is gold

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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A little bit of motivation for us all.

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Had to do it! Oldie but it sums it up🤣

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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God is so inspiring...

// I'm actually very happy whenever someone beats any terrible disease, even then the amount of cancer beaters is quite overwhelming lately.

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Not every person in the comments saying how great of a parent they are

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Dear fishes,

If you are hungry, eat.

Be Brave!

Sincerely,
The greatest vice president of this bowl.

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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y’all doing too much on LinkedIn… comparing having a baby to paying off debt. Great accomplishment but wtf is this post??? It’s so long I’ll have to include second part in another photo

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
Cont'd in the comments.

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Quoting yourself as if you just quoted some profound thought leader.

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Orrr, mgybe the CD nevrer respgnded beacujase it wasr painjjfully hacky and ccorrrnball?

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Does anyone else feel that the more content someone puts in their LinkedIn headline, the more full of it they are? I say this as someone with a bunch of stuff lol but at least it’s all at one company and accurate.

I’m talking mostly about two kinds of people. 1. The influencer who is actually unemployed, but lists 25 BS things they do
2. The brand collector, who writes “ex-“ for every former company they worked at and school they went to. Maybe less full of it but still insufferable.

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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Cam Newton’s LinkedIn…. Why???

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LinkedIn is going full boomer-Facebook complete with pictures of a computer screen rather than a screenshot or “share” 😐 comments were fun too.

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There really is such a direct correlation between cringey title and cringey posts.

Before LinkedIn...to me, the king of professional cringey was Shingy. Do you guys remember him? He was aol's overpaid "digital prophet" and got paid to visit companies at lunchtime and babble the same kind of nonsense we now call "LinkedIn cringe".

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