I peed in the ocean twice today at the beach 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

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Some oceans have all the luck 😫

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Please post with your title next time 🥹

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A/S/L? 🥵

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Me

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Please protect the turtles use me instead

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Peed a bunch in Bora Bora on our HM. I ruined paradise. Picture perfect paradise 😂👎

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Always Accenture

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Its always Deloitte.

I do this all the time

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And swam in it 🤦

I was swimming when the inevitable happened, for some reason ocean water tasted extra salty.

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Did you do it in your swimwear?

🤣

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The ocean is already salty sir/madam

You aren’t visually storytelling

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