if corporations are people, why m&a?

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dowry much?!?!

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If corporations are people then is m&a a slave auction 🤔🤔

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Because Sally ate Michael. Synergies

It’s like “Highlander”

You eliminate your foes and take their powers

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I was listening to a Mufti Menk lecture yesterday on this topic. Surah Nashra is also about burdens we bear. Within this Surah,Allah SWT speaks about how He is the one that granted the cure, purity, and strength after the backs were about to break. Allah SWT takes us to this point to refine us. We never know our capabilities until we are tested and challenged. This is when we realize we can do it and we can get through it 🫶🏻! IA you got this 🫶🏻!

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