If this popped up on anyone’s feed you know how much worse the comments are… and the misuse of a Jay-Z song to caption a post with Snoop? Come on.

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Not to be that guy but Jay-z actually sampled that from a 2pac song.

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All good, be that guy

Bless their hearts 😂😂😂

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I woulda gone with

Pharrell voice: snoooooooooooooooooooop!

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I forgot to add that some people in the comments seemed to think that was her actual new boyfriend 😅

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This is the very definition of privilege

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Uhhhh 🤔🤔🤔🤔 this guy's tone is just off putting
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I woke up today tired.

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