If you want to get drunk today take a shot every time someone interrupts in a zoom call. Bonus if it’s the partner. Cheers

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That would require the partner actually being present

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Also don't forget to drink anytime someone adds their two cents unnecessaril

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Gonna start asking people for the money up front

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Sigh. We use Teams.

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Doubleshot if someone over 50 ends their comment with “Over”

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That's alcohol poisoning territory...

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*checks notes* nope. Plz still bill your 40 hrs this week.

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