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Congratulations—you just tanked your chances of making partner at King & Spalding

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Why would anyone want to work at K&S anyway?

Cool—what’s next?

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What do you mean?

I’m happy it’s Friday as well

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We already knew that.

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what makes you happy? what gets you up in the morning?

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Pride month is over my guy.

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We should go on a date ;)

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We are big law associates, so we can afford to take a calculated risk every once in a while. If we meet up and I’m not his type or he is not my type, all we have lost is the cost of the flight and/or dinner. If by some miracle it works out we will have a hell of a story! 😂

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And?

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Ok OP way to redeem yourself 💁🏻‍♀️

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https://youtu.be/r_bCL6Ire7c?si=YFX7gCl-LkrOHXhA

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