I’m in BL not for $, the prestige, or the bragging rights. I’m in it for the credit card points, baby. Hey first year, wanna grab a coffee? Hey partner, up for a lunch? Hey client, drinks? Because these first class seats aren’t gonna book themselves. Always. Be. Reimbursing/Churning.

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I'm not in BL for the $, I'm in it for this convoluted thing that's linked linked to $ but with extra steps 😂

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The old Chevron two-step

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Go to bed

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You in NYC? I’ll take a dinner to Masa if you want to bill to biz dev — think of all the points! ;)

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It's really easy to lie to yourself at night. Especially Friday night. I see

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Drop me the first year coffee c/m

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I feel this. I always volunteer to buy and expense things.

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I pay my rent with a cc. It's amazing.

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Do you expense coffee and lunch with colleagues? What do you expense it as?

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Mentoring

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Should transition into management consulting.

I think we could be friends. Wanna grab coffee? 💳!!

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Not a band that I’d like to see, but happy to expense it to client development. Thanks for the recommendation, brother — three cheers from Iraq!

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