I’m overjoyed to share my new position as Self-described LinkedIn Thoughtless Leader! Thank you to everyone who liked and commented on my insufferable platitudes and toxic positivity! I couldn’t have done it without you!

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🥂 You have any openings?😂😎

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🤣 I’ll ask around!

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This toxic positivity is out of control lately

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I find myself turning to toxic positivity at times because it’s that or a mental breakdown. 🫣🤪

😂👍🏻

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The way my ‘petty’ is set up you are going to need an Assistant Creative Director 🤣😎

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Might be reading a bit too deep into things, my guy

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