I’m ovulating and super emotional. Ask me anything!

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Are the eggs free range organic?

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Bet they’re good scrambled

Are you 😈 too?

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There’s a whole creative department 😏

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Are hard shell tacos really tacos or are they just nachos in disguise?

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Nachos are just taco salad, so it’s healthy

Are you a Handmaid?

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Do you want to watch dumb movies and then fight about even dumber things?

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My wife and I are trying to make a baby. Are you?

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Roe or wade? Whose side you on

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With wading, you can just jump right in, but there's a risk the water gets too deep, but with rowing you can stay dry, as long as you have a boat

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How do you know you're ovulating?

You can feel it - specifically the dull ache on the side. And all the other signs.

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I’m not ovulating but I’m super emotional. You need a hug. Hugs!

Two people hugging

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Deloitte

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Just put a box of cheese-its in the refrigerator.

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Black F 🐠 new to the states and I just got my first brush with racism from 2 white elderly (50+) women! And might I just say wow! I feel so much for all non-white people that have lived here in NY and US at large. Q1 - How do you (non-white) cope with this?
I did see a full shift in their mannerism/retort when I responded with a European accent. Q2 - Why would an accent play a part in how one is treated racially?

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GM fellas. What mood are we in today

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What’s your favorite compliment to receive? I love it when people call me exotic.

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Getting over heartbreak and having a full time job is torture lol. My boyfriend and I just broke up after almost a year of being together. It was such a beautiful relationship but ultimately he just didn’t love me. I love him so much. My mind knows that I deserve reciprocal love and I’m worthy, but I feel physically ill. My body hurts, my stomach is in knots, my head hurts. How is it that I have to mend a broken heart but also meet my billable hours lmao

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