Is JPMC a hair or piss test?

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Seriously, how hard is it to lay off the weed?

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Piss

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Neither

Which office SA1?

Not but a hair test lasts 3 months. I can easily pass anything else

I wasnt tested for nyc

Cool this would be NYC. Thanks to all

Piss - NYC

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