"It seems like every other week, I get excited about something, only to be told that I didn't seem to care when someone else was excited about something earlier, as if I was keeping score in the first place."

I saw this townhouse in a prime location in my city for $350k (cheap for the area). The floors are all messed up though but the buyer said they’ll either lower the house price or give a credit for closing cost. There’s also a lot of nicks here and there (some locks missing from door, dents, scratches, stains, and some things are loose). But overall, the house’s architecture and design is so beautiful. Would it be worth it to get it and fix it up? Or find a newer house with less maintenance?

Korn Ferry, Russell Reynolds or Heidrick & Struggles? Which one is better and why?

Which data science course would you suggest?
1. Scaler Data Science
2. IIITB course and John Moore University
3. BITS Pilani DS course
4. Leave these course of PGD and go for MS altogether.

Currently having an experience of 2 years and 4 months with experience in Data Science, currently working as a Business Analyst at Axis.

Thinking of studying side by side and upscaling if possible.

Has anybody worked at the IRS LB&I Division? What was your path there? What was the work like? Would you recommend?

Hey sharks,
Can anyone help me with a referral for senior business analyst role at slice, bangalore?
TIA!

Any assurance people have clients that use workiva?

Hi dear ones,
Kindly let me know if there are any job openings with good salary package, in data science field for someone with 1 YoE as an intern. If anyone could refer, it would be much appreciated. Thanks in advance 😊

Is there such a thing as "insurance law?"

Any NJ attorneys? Looking for Labor and Employment Attorney 4-6 years of experience. Pay range $220,000-$250,000

Any Deloitte recruiter in here to help me on my application? I am stuck on submitting the application because it is saying ''there is an existing application by this phone number, so log in continue", but I can't see any continue option!

Hello London folk. There’s a lot of great chat about diversity in adland on fishbowl, but it’s all very US based. So I’ve just started a bowl on diversity in London specifically - 9qo8f

Canadian copywriter looking to hop across the pond next year on T5/Youth Mobility Visa. What should I know in advance?

Anyone else super productive on everything except their deliverables?

Does anyone know of any healthcare related opportunities in the surrounding Baltimore area? Limited travel. I have 3 yoe in consulting, 5 years experience total.

Hi Fishes,

Can anyone tell me how much a servicenow developer can get in Walmart Global Tech with 3yrs of experience when he is already holding an offer with 15LPA fixed.

Is there any good reason to take a 10+ minute call in a bathroom stall at work? Noticing people doing this as RTO ramps up and I really don’t understand why you wouldn’t go outside or at least in your car.

So a higher up made a new rule that for a service we offer , we have to offer it to the customers three times and If they say no a manager has to get involved and document. it is this not wrong?

“The shaft is not always welcome, but but hole always is.”

From a UX Director... “Design is everything. You’re nothing without design.” Excuse me?

"We hear your responses to our anonymous pulse survey, and we understand you all overwhelmingly think our team structure org needs to change. We understand it's not necessarily working well—but here's why we're NOT going to change it."
Why ask us if you really don't care?

“At dinner John (client) said I have nice legs, grabbed my thigh, put his arm around me & invited me to his hotel. Seems inappropriate.” Boss: “Well we won’t be taking him to dinner again this year”🤯

"she doesn't have good boobs" †
👀

"Can you make it feel more like blueberries taste?" ACCOUNT TO CREATIVE

“There are so many layers of Daddy. Book coming soon. How to get one, how to be one, how to keep one!”

“Fuck it I’m going to PDF this bitch"

“Isn’t meth, like, so early 2000’s? Does anyone do that anymore?”

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

What type of background check do HF/PE/VC forms so these days? Employment, education and felonies are a given (I think) but is fingerprinting and drug testing still in the mix? How about credit score?

“The copy needs more modern slang young millennials can relate to. It isn’t jiggy enough right now."

HR: I still didn’t get approval from finance on the freelance req. not answering email.
Me: FL’r already in the building. you sit in next office can you just talk to them?
HR: ok. I guess.

I give the clients gold, but they decide instead, they want me to paint it with sh*t.

“i just fell asleep in the elevator”

OH: (RE: required meeting attendance)

"Ok, fine. I will say yes now but fair warning I may fake my own death beforehand."

Can anyone send me invites/codes to the EY and KPMG bowls?