It takes a special kind of a-hole to put gum on the metal seat belt connector so it doesn’t fit inside the buckle end 😒 #happytravelday 😂

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Sounds like someone from Deloitte.....

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Ugh. Travel days w a-holes. Retirement can’t come soon enough

Probably someone’s kid did that

What the actual F?! Ew. Godspeed.

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