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I still love the 2015 year end report of the federal judiciary, where Justice Roberts explained how the rules supporting the existence of a civil dispute resolution forum are part of why we were able to do away with barbarous duels to the death.

So I guess this person is arguing that we go back to resolving defamation cases with gun fights in the street. Who really needs to grow up?

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Maybe they settle things in a different way. You are not a grown-up if you argue. Isn't that one of the main roles of a lawyer? To argue? Lol

I disagree as a point of principle!

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huh?

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I really want to be upset by this…but it’s true 🤷🏻‍♀️

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