Job ad: requires 10 years of experience 5 of them as a C-level executive, must manage 30+ people and 9 subcontractors across 7 time zones, must have coded the actual moon landing and have sick DJing skills, will need to shepherd the entire nation of Finland into the arms of Jesus, SQL guru, experience speaking to humans. Also job ad: comp range is $50K-$65K and you will need to feed the chickens out of your own pay. Generous health benefits including bandaids for purchase.

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Don’t forget the unlimited PTO perk that is the biggest scam going!!

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Yes this ad had unlimited PTO and also thread. All the thread you could want.

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Sounds about right! You forgot Cloud, Kubernetes, and Terraform.

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My recent favorite was the posting that wanted 15 years of Microsoft Azure experience. That would be quite a feat, since it came out in early 2010.

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Lol the recruiting profession is ripe for disruption 😂

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