Just got a bidet. I feel so alive

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Congratulations and welcome to civilization! 😜

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Indian here. Nice to see people catching up to this 😂

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M1, now in cities, it is recycled water and not drinking water

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Used it properly for the first time since November and goddamnit it’s amazing. I was inadvertently using a female setting. Oops 😬.

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😂 that made me laugh harder than it needed to

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Using a bidet is like getting rimmed always a fun time

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Certainly not the same — tho after a very long covid-induced dry spell, it’s certainly reminiscent.

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Wait til you have to go to the bathroom at 3 am on a cold day 🥶

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The brand tushy as temp control as well haha

M or F 👀

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Best investment ever!!!

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Get a proper Japanese one that plays songs and adjusts both pressure and temperature

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My aunt has a fancy af toilet and it self cleans, has motion detected lid open, heated seats, and 3 different warm water bidet modes plus warm fans for drying. That thing is life changing

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Brand name please

How do you dry the butt?

Toilet paper is fine

Tushy is my fav. Dm for referral. It’s a brand before someone feels I’m being bad.

My Dm privileges were taken off without a clear reason. Happy to answer any questions here.

Love this 🙌🏽 I have gotten too spoiled with my bidet. Returning to bathrooms at client sites with sandpaper one ply is gonna be rough 😅

Bidets make sure things don’t stick to your fingers. Just nice and clean, I think the toilet paper has lobbied against it

Bidets are a slippery bridge to butt stuff.

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