Just saw an ad for shoe lifts that said “life’s short, you don’t have to be."

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Yeah but it would've been better if it said "life is short, buy our shoe lifts" - oatly marketing dept

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Oatly ads really sauce my toss.

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Should do something with the angry short dude who blew up the internet last week.

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Similar to a church board I saw yesterday.

"Life is fragile. Handle with prayer."

Not even God can help that one.

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It’s no “Think small."

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Only the small envy the tall.

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