I have a coworker on a project who is not contributing their fair share... I'm afraid I'm already viewed as too aggressive in the group so I haven’t been vocal about it. I think I may stay silent.
When your Midwestern client discovers the remnant henna on your hands from your friends wedding and thinks you have skin disease #cantmakethisup
When you realize half this job is swatting sh.. out of the way so you can focus on the stuff that actually moves the needle for the client.
When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢
When the proposal says two associates and an associate consultant will be staffed full time but then you find out it's really just you staffed on the project...
I love the smell of client value creation in the morning. It's an interesting mix of analyst sweat and tears.
The senior manager on my project just pet me on the head and said, "You remind me of my son". I'm a female. WHAT.THE.FUCK.
After 3 years in commercial, i decided to join a federal project. everyday now feels like a vacation.
Manager flies out on Wednesday night....better leave the client 4 hours before my Thursday flight, just to be safe 🍻👍
Does anyone else take their shirt off when dumping at the client site. Soooo comfortable 💩
Client is working through Wed but director is OOO and almost whole team is OOO for the holidays. If I have some time, should I work? ╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Checked in to my flight for tomorrow's slap of reality and got an email saying that project kick-off is delayed 2 more weeks, don't travel tomorrow. Time to hit the slopes!
That time the client calls you out for a report being wrong when in reality they just mis-read it. 😒
Client Dare Challenge: Use penetration, penetrate, and penetrating all within one client call.
Thinking of switching from AA to Delta based on my new client travel. Any thoughts on the Delta credit card?
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How many first year analysts here started as interns? What did you guys do to get those jobs?
Just got caught red handed by my manager. Opening FB while still in a never ending meeting with client.
Leaving out the points, budget. What’s your favorite hotel chain for comfort, quality and convenience?
Got approved for AMEX Platinum with 100K bonus. Once points hit my account I need to find exit route.
TFW the director on your team asks the entire team to walk out of a steerco after the CEO's derogatory joke towards homosexuals #thankyoufromallofusLGBT #proudGLAMmie #burnbabyburn #👬👭👫👯
I think I have imposters syndrome tbh. I’m doing work that I feel I’m not qualified to do as an associate. My stress level is through the roof and idk how to make this situation better. How do y’all manage this feeling?
Does anyone at Deloitte know how much is our annual bonus, approximately, given a year-end of 2? I heard its 10-12% of base salary, is that correct or too low?
Anyone live far away from their "home office"
Does anyone else feel like they're applying to positions they'd like / might take (but not a "dream job") in part for the interviewing experience?
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