Let’s discuss all of the things we would have advised Elon Musk not to do re: Twitter had he hired us as consultants. I’ll start:

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1. Do not pay $44B for Twitter

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Sounds like Elon realized that and tried to get out of it

Don't only go halfsies and fire half of the staff, go whole hog and fire the entire company and start over from scratch. It's just a little app, you only need like 10 people to develop it using JavaScript and Cobol or something, right?

-McKinsey

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You have ZERO social media experience. Do not appoint yourself as CEO. Do NOT fire management that has years of experience with no one to replace them.

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Totally right. Starbucks recently hired a Barista with 20 years of experience as their new CEO.

** Sarcasm** just in case someone takes this seriously

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I don’t think Elon cares what you think.

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Consultant 1 is all…

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Actually conduct due diligence lmao.

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Yeah tbh I don’t think any kind of DD was done here

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Allow people to buy fake verified accounts. Seriously WTF.

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ok but that’s actually pretty hilarious

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Learn to take a joke, the internet can sniff out wounded egos like a bloodhound and will attack you mercilessly

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At this point he has to completely tuck his man parts and pay all of those people double what they were making while also recruiting a high caliber CEO with tons of social media experience if he wants to have any chance of surviving. Otherwise he’s gonna have to sell the company at a loss.

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Sell the company at a loss and still pay that billion dollar in interest per year

The author is actually Elon trying to get free consulting services. I see u

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