LinkedIn Millenial humor.

Check out this snowflake job at Crescendo Global : https://www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/2651773538

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an Engagement Manager

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How do I get rid of my old dryer?

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a Senior Associate

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Bowl Leader

How is everyone doing? And are you currently working while everything is going on?

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an Associate Consultant

▸ Engineering

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Visual Storyteller

What would the in hand salary be for this compensation. Thanks in advance.

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works at Cognizant

▸ Data Science

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Hi , is there someone who can refer me for an open position?

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a Venture Capital Associate

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Visual Storyteller

Every time someone tries to pitch us on “a new exciting untapped market” 🧐

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a Management Consultant

▸ Technology

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Anyone have a crash course way to increase pushups in the next 2 weeks?

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an Audit Associate II

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Any companies hiring for Forensic Accounting (Investigations, Litigations, AML, etc.) I have both my CPA and CFE.

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works at Tata Consultancy

▸ Engineering

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Hi, need your suggestion. I have an offer of 13.6 from Credit Suisse and joining on last week of June. I have an offer from CTS worth 12 lpa. In credit suisse, I have been assigned payments governance department and I was told in the managerial interview that, Company would contact me when there's any payment issue. My onsite manager works in Payments Control enhancement program section,would I need to work in support projects considering my JD and the PCEP department. I was hired as a Qliksense dev

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works at Boston Consulting Group

▸ strategy

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1.5 years of experience at BCG. Engineering background + top 5 MBA. Looking for east coast exits that will keep my current comp. Ideas ? Wayfair , FAANG roles in NYC are what I have scoped. Thanks

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a Senior Manager

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When a consolidated unitary group acquires a TX Corp, does TX follow Sec. 382 and Sec. 383 and apply a limitation on the utilization of the acquired entity's TX R&D credits following the acquisition?

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works at Philips

Hi guys,

Please suggest which company will be good to stay for long-term. I have 10 years of experience.

Schneider electric
Harman international
Nagarro

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works at Johnson Controls , Inc.

▸ Other

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Hi, Can anyone please refer me to Harman international for below job ID : Job ID: R-15982-2022

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a Financial Analyst

▸ Other

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What are people's thoughts on corporate Treasury roles, fortune 50.

What is the general compensation like and the career path after analyst? Is it more stimulating than FP&A? Does Treasury have desirable exit opportunities or do people typically continue the course and climb the company ladder?

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works at Michigan High School

▸ Education

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taking this class because I think my students could benefit from a teach that will understand their anxieties

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works at California Elementary School

▸ Education

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I just listened to this podcast and it gave me life. Thought I would share

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an Account Director

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Rising Star

Anyone have a recommendation for books or resources on upping my sales game? Open to in person class, online class, books, etc!

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Additional Posts in LinkedIn Cringe

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works at McKinsey & Company

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Cringe for today!
Two things,
1. Why can't you say this as a "Text" post.
2. What's your point?

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a Senior Creative

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This dentsu challenge thing is so cringe. Such an echo chamber.

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a Copywriter

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Definitely not bragging or showing off …

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a Partner

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This is either adorable or cringe. Can’t decide.

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a Recruiting Coordinator

▸ Recruitment

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Does anyone think it’s a good idea to beg for a job and put your personal life out there to get sympathy, because that is what I am seeing every day on LinkedIn and then the recruiters and everybody will comment and send the jobs and they will end up with a job or interview the next day.
I’m getting close to the point of doing that because it seems like it is working.

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a Senior Manager

▸ Product Management

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Enthusiast

This is our bowl leader

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works at EY

▸ Operations

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How are people this comfortable with public bragging? I will always be in awe 🫢 (1/2)

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an Executive Creative Director

In case this hasn’t been posted here yet. It’s an ai based LinkedIn Cringe post generator:

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a Senior Accountant

▸ Audit

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Using his dads death to fake a tribute which is really disguised to get sympathy for a job

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a Recruiter

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Eugene Mirman is very funny.

(15) Eugene Mirman | LinkedIn

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a Creative Operations, Product Marketing

Has anyone tried this? https://viralpostgenerator.com/

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I don’t think this was hyperbolic. but I’m having a hard time believing it’s not satire 🥲. Is this cringey??

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a Senior Associate

▸ Audit

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Had to throw in the tahoe & wine country 🙄 douche

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an Ecommerce Manager

▸ Account Management

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works at Deloitte

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Enthusiast

Cringe. Finding an excuse to pose a pic of herself. Also, Jean skirt: faux pas.

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works at Capco

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a Workday AMS Consultant

▸ Human Resources Management

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Biggest cringe for me has got to be when people include “ex-<company name>” in their title… see it for loads of the big 4 firms and I’m thinking wow you must love slave drivers that underappreciate you 🤣

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a Senior Business Analyst

▸ Operations

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Visual Storyteller

And now.. let me take a selfie!

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works at Deloitte

▸ Operations

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Visual Storyteller

Any day is a good day to pat yourself on the back. In public. 🤦‍♂️

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