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"Incoming Associate"…
"I’m so excited to announce that I will be joining…"

Boy, you’re either terribly ignorant or a pure masochist.

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The cousin of: "I am proud and honored to be the 7th associate on Globocorp's acquisition of Techcom"

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I know these posts on the other side seem silly — but they probably went through a lot to get that position so I always try to think of it more as a celebration of their hard work done vs the work ahead :) …or they’re a masochist ha!

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I feel bad when after folks join we have some icebreakers or something when young people talk about all their hobbies

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Hey, I have a billion hobbies! It’s just that my primary hobby nowadays is daydreaming about having time to do my other hobbies.

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