Long post but… 1-10 how inspired are you by this urine story on LinkedIn? 😂

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Ready to run thru a brick wall. Lol jk. Seriously tho- “tactical dehydration”… really? Could’ve just said dehydration and would mean the exact same thing.

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Nah, you’re thinking of *strategic* dehydration.

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The LinkedIn headers have gone too far now

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And now.. let me take a selfie!

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Because empathy makes you the ✨️ star✨️ amongst your team!

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No, you’re not. Better yourself.

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