Me: please don’t talk to anyone about this.
Client: I called the prosecutor’s paralegal and they said it’s no big deal.
Me: STOP TALKING TO THE POLICE!
Client: Ok, will stop, 100%, no worries.
Client Email: “ Hi, Mr. Assistant AG, I’d like to reiterate that I’m innocent. Thanks.”
Me: dude, wtf?
Client: Ok, now I’m done. For real.
Ahhh🔥🔥🔥

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