This guy Elon is hilarious. Trolls everyone, sleeps with people's wives.
When I grow up I wanna be just like him.
Even roasting other billionaires like Bezos and Gates.
I always thought to reach to the top you'd have to act a certain way, but this guy simply does what he wants and does not care.

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I guess I can see why he would be relatable to someone who hasn’t grown up yet

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Can confirm, I am 24 and find this dude hilarious

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I don't understand the appeal. He's everything but a smooth talker and in the looks department is... Well, we've all seen the Torso meme now. It's not like the women who hook up (the ones in the news anyway) are hurting for cash. So why?????

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As a guy who's not that attractive, he gives me hope. Money really can make up for a lot of flaws

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Unless you have a rich father you can borrow from for your first business you might be out of luck on that

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He does whatever he wants because he is at the top. I can't imagine your coworkers would be okay you roasting them in public or your neighbors being fine with you sleeping with their partners....

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Which of his ‘victims’ has been fine with him banging their wife?
I’m sure the husbands of my lovers would be pissed.

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I think he’s a big fraud..

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> 24 yrs old
> not confident in looks
> thinks money makes a man a real man
> doesn’t even come from money

Yeah, sounds about right for Gen Z males.

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😬😬😬

Elon is a huge jack ass

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He has fuck you money so he can do whatever the hell he wants. We don't..

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Dont try to act like him being ‘Associate’. He is at the top,remember this. Nobody can fire him!

He is an idiot with (exploited) money.

Almost everyone has exploited money.

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